What a night. Just me and Charlie in and this girl who looks like a druggie knocks on the door saying is Dave in? So clearly we said no and she’s like oh crap i need his phone.
So she goes and i phone mum to see if she recognises the description and she says nope but if she knocks again don’t answer cos it could be a scam….so Charlie goes and grabs a baseball bat and eventually i go to bed.
She knocks again though and we just ignored it but it got louder so we just gave in and answered again she is like is Dave here so Charlie says nah we already told you that and she said he must be here he just has to be again we say nope he’s gone out with my mum and she says are you sure (well yeah course we are sure) but Charlie says what’s his name so she says Dave….not that bright and he says no full name and she says Dave turner so we’re like you got the wrong house and she says is this the shared house and we say nah its next door (our old house) and the one the other side of it as well
The funny thing is when she was beating down the door when we wasn't answering Charlie had phoned our uncle to come up but by time he got there the situation was solved and Charlie felt like an idiot for calling so when he did get here he invented 2 blokes and said it was the girl and 2 men but john had seen the girl and spoke to her so he said it’s just her i spoke to her a sec ago so Charlie said oh well dunno what happened to them then first time there was 3 of them…..OMG!!!! what a night total class tbh soooo funny I've gone back to bed now lol
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